Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
FUTURE CAT lives with regret for the rest of his life
nightfoot asked: I will ask you in-depth questions about your oc! Ok, so, would Raz ever consider making amends with parents?
He likely would if his parent’s weren’t inclined to either A.) Imprison him for the rest of his natural life and/or break his will so he will never leave the family again or B.) Kill him to set an example.
Raz and his dad would actually have a pretty good chance at making up- if Raz was willing to go back to the family business. His mother will never forgive him for running away though.
As he gets older though, Raz comes to forgive his parents. Even if he never plans to see them again.
people being interested in my oc
people asking in-depth questions about my oc
achilles-last-nap asked: Oh my god I work at OfficeMax too and I feel you in that Erasure song. Like. Why do they play that. I just imagine unicorns flying through the sky. I hear it all the time and just laugh.
But MAN It’s such a nice switch up from the pop music. Like “Oh hey it’s the 1003t8e730 playthrough of that One direction song-“
like a messenger from heaven.
"doo doo dooo…"
"ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU~"
FUTURE CAT hails from the distant planet known as THE FUTURE, where all cats can talk.
senatorkhaleesi asked: fellow officemax employee here. i, too, have lost my shit while at work when always comes on over the store sattelite radio hahaha
It at least gives you something to smile about.
I just get really tired of hearing Firework… they play it almost every single day.
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY PLACE AND I AM PLACE! ME FEEL IMPORTANT! THEY TALK ABOUT ME!”
I will never forget when the movie “Monsters Vs. Aliens” came out.
Everyone was super excited to see it, because apparently Fresno was referenced a couple of times in the movie.
We’re sort of used to being the butt of jokes from Hollywood, but there were rumors it would be different this time.
Anyway, I remember being in the theater and the scene where the character reveals they’re moving to Fresno so he can be a weatherman and the main girl goes “Yeah, but Fresno??" In this tone of total disdain.
And I swear the atmosphere in the movie theater just froze and there was not a single honest laugh for the rest of the movie.